OUR UNIQUE CULTURE
Our leaders and citizens are many and their skills and vocations are varied, All are tired of patriarchy and ready to build anew!
SING OUR ANTHEM WITH US!
National Composer, Vi Zero plays the National Anthem for a crowd gathered to witness the Coronation of the First Lady
OBSIDIA OBSIDIA, WE PLEDGE TO HONOR THEE!
SINCE TWO THOUSAND FIFTEEN-
WE HAVE A GRAND NAVY!
OUR CITIZENS ARE SUPER HOT
WE ARE AN ANTI-STATE-
IN A BRIEF CASE!
OBSIDIA OBSIDIA, WE SERVE YOU LOYALLY-
PLEASE BLESS OUR GRAND MARSHAL
MAY SHE LEAD US TO BE FREE!
WE HAVE NO BORDERS-
OR REALLY ANY LAND-
JUST A TWO POUND ROCK.
OBSIDIA OBSIDIA, WE PLEDGE TO HONOR THEE!
OBSIDIA OBSIDIA, WE SERVE YOU LOYALLY!
MEET OUR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS
First Lady Noelle
First Lady & Minister of Culture
Alison Tan
State Chef & Ambassador to Hong Kong
Tsao Yidi
Investigative Nurse & Ambassador to Berlin
Alecia Ott
Captain of Obsidian Navy
Katherina Pishchik
State Architect
Christina Yagjian
Head of Ecology
Clara Moore
Minister of Antiquity
Georgia Rae
Mistress of Propaganda and Animal Welfare
HOLIDAYS
*ON ALL OBSIDIAN HOLIDAYS CREATIVE DESTRUCTION
AND DEFAMATION OF NATIONAL SYMBOLS IS ENCOURAGED*
MARCH 8TH- ‘OBSIDIA SUCCESSION DAY’- OBSIDIA SUCEEDED FROM THE U.S. ON THIS DAY IN 2015. MARCH 8TH. THIS DAY IS ALSO CELEBRATED AROUND THE WORLD AS ‘INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY’.
APRIL 24TH- ARMENIAN GENOCIDE REMEMBRANCE DAY
JULY 4TH- ‘DESTROY NATIONALISM DAY’- THIS DAY IS COMMEMORATED WITH THE BURNING OF OUR OWN FLAG.
DECEMBER 27TH- ‘SWANSMAS/SWANZAA’ -ON THIS HOLIDAY, WHICH HONORS THE FIRST LADY’S LOVE OF SWANS, SWAN RELATED GIFTS ARE EXCHANGED.
FACTS
OFFICIAL STATE ANIMAL IS THE SNAIL
THE NATIONAL SPORTS ARE SAILING AND CROQUET
OFFICIAL COLORS ARE ELECTRIC BLUE AND HOT PINK
OBSIDIA BOASTS ONE OF THE LARGEST NAVYS OF THE MICRONATIONAL WORLD WITH 2 SAIL BOATS AND A DINGHY
